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Like mother, like daughter.

Pure class.

Merry Christmas everybody!

This is what happens when you win cribbage tournaments, you receive a dream pet named AJ.

This is even more embarrassing.

This is just embarrassing.

Many moons ago...

This kid was so awesome.

What's funny to me is when I made this 3 years ago, Ben was legitimately mad at me.

2006. Such different times.

This was truly one of the finer establishments I set foot in this October.

Prowling around with my pops in Savannah, Georgia.

Get a room.

Mutant carrot!

Stacey and Dagny

Melvins played Lions Lair this summer and I got a dirty look from my cat friend.

They sell this rug at Home Depot if you're interested.