A wedding isn't a wedding without a pint-sized dance prodigy.

Some say it's worse than whiskey.

Everyone's getting a fucking zonkey for Christmas this year.

Shoes.

Danny sings (yells) Back Door Man. Sorry, the sound is kind of weird.

I don't really remember, but I'm guessing this was some kind of staged domestic violence.

Cats AND monkeys? Dummy needs a monkey like whoa.

19th-century Japanese mermaids? Scary as shit.

Baien Mouri sketches from 1835:

Using these illustrations as inspiration, some dudes taxidermied themselves a mummy version of these mermaids and toured around while scientists said they were bogus.

Almost as bogus as this:

Because we all know what real mermaids look like.