Get a room.

Mutant carrot!

Stacey and Dagny

Melvins played Lions Lair this summer and I got a dirty look from my cat friend.

They sell this rug at Home Depot if you're interested.

Some flattering shots of my mom.

They aren't cute right away. Precious, but not cute.

Next time we can't think of a good wager to bet over.

Shut up, I'm starving.

Canada feels far away.

Ya see, Morris? Somebody just 'tagged' you.

The original Microsoft family was adorable, no?

Some babies don't even need toys. Or friends. Or parents. Just a pet snake.

It is such a brilliant idea to manufacture toys that mimic real life. You have to go back to the toy store to purchase diapers and food packets or else your Baby Alive turns into a piece of regular old plastic toy- one that doesn't burp or shit? Fantasy toys suck.

Obviously, this needs to exist.

Why does this even exist?