Shoes.

Danny sings (yells) Back Door Man. Sorry, the sound is kind of weird.

I don't really remember, but I'm guessing this was some kind of staged domestic violence.

Cats AND monkeys? Dummy needs a monkey like whoa.

19th-century Japanese mermaids? Scary as shit.

Baien Mouri sketches from 1835:

Using these illustrations as inspiration, some dudes taxidermied themselves a mummy version of these mermaids and toured around while scientists said they were bogus.

Almost as bogus as this:

Because we all know what real mermaids look like.

I am ready to be a part of this kind of trip. Anyone?

I made soap for all my foul-mouthed friends.

Mike: I'll be back in five minutes.
Us: Sweet, we'll pretend like we like this San Diego place and wait for you. Preferably outside a Subway so we feel safe.
(5 minutes later)
Mike: I am getting pulled over and they're taking the car to the impound. It's basically in Mexico. It's gonna be just like Cabo.
Us: So you're going to put those boxes on a skateboard and wrangle us into a 12-hour day of sketchy bondsmen and a retarded scavenger hunt of scary places our dads would never let us go. Right?
Mike: Whatever you want, babes.

What is this pose about?

I like wondering what Rex's inner monologue is like.

Excuse me, sir? Are you lost?

Keg beer served in Prozac cups?