Mike: I'll be back in five minutes.
Us: Sweet, we'll pretend like we like this San Diego place and wait for you. Preferably outside a Subway so we feel safe.
(5 minutes later)
Mike: I am getting pulled over and they're taking the car to the impound. It's basically in Mexico. It's gonna be just like Cabo.
Us: So you're going to put those boxes on a skateboard and wrangle us into a 12-hour day of sketchy bondsmen and a retarded scavenger hunt of scary places our dads would never let us go. Right?
Mike: Whatever you want, babes.